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Ass Army Review
6-November-2009
Freetour offers: Welcome to the Army soldier! All females report to the film studio to take their initiation ass fucking. I don't know about you, but this is a pretty cool idea for a site. The tour shows you preview pictures from 24 recent updates and you get to see the Army outfits the girls are wearing (camouflage clothing, basically) and see preview shots of the ass fucking they each take. They even show pictures of the girls saluting after taking a nasty facial cumshot. How hot is that? The only thing missing is video trailers.
General impression: I've always been a supporter of the Army and now that they're ass fucking all the female recruits I couldn't be happier. In all seriousness, I like a good anal sex site and I like that they've made some effort to add something extra to the site by putting the girls in Army outfits. It would be hot if they were wearing paper bags well getting reamed up the butt, but you have to appreciate the little something extra. They're showing off a number of updates on the site so it's worth a look if you're interested in what you get as a member.
Bravo's opinion: Interestingly, the most popular scene at Ass Army doesn't even involve a chick in an Army outfit. That's probably a function of it being one of the most recently added scenes more than anything else. The five latest scenes depart from the Army theme while the rest all feature chicks in slutty fatigues. It should come as no surprise to members; the site hadn't been updated in two years when they added five scenes over the course of a few weeks in July 2007. It has since gone dormant and you have to wonder why they bothered adding the scenes in the first place if they weren't concurrent with the site's theme.
Counting those videos the site has a total of 33 episodes that run 15-30 minutes. You can download or stream the vids and see the hot sluts get fucked in their tight assholes. If you're strictly in it for the Army angle then you've got 28 hot scenes. The truth is, the chicks in fatigues thing isn't really that big a deal because they're naked right after the scene begins for the most part. I applaud them for doing something different but in the end it doesn't make much of a difference.
You know what's hot? Watching a hot chick get fucked in the ass by a huge dick. That's what you're going to find at Ass Army. The first video I downloaded starred the lovely Gabriella Banks. She was on her knees on the couch and her ass was facing the camera. She was actually finger fucking herself to loosen things up before she embarked on an ass pounding adventure. Her man got a BJ to begin the sexual fun and then her fingered her a little before stuffing his rather sizable meat all the way in her tight rectum. There was some moaning and groaning but for the most part she took him deep and smiled. The scene ended with his spunk all over her face.
Other stars you'll see on the site include Brandi Lyons, Britney Madison, Rio Mariah, Lyla Lei, Gia Jordan, Gia Paloma, Layla Jade and Renee Pornero (what a great name). They provide you with a picture gallery for each scene but it's just a collection of screenshots and as such is not really worth much. It's like checking out a trailer, except you're flipping through a bunch of images and it takes much longer. I've found that they're most useful when you've got a video downloading and you just want to warm up a little.
They make it pretty easy to watch the movies. If you're a fan of instant gratification then just hit play on the streaming Flash player and your video will start up almost immediately. Fast forwarding is really easy too. There are three downloadable versions of each movie. The first is an iPod and PSP ready clip that's awfully low resolution but cool if you're into porn on the go. The second is a 480x360 WMV that looks nice but can't really compare to the third, which is a 576x412 AVI. The AVIs are roughly twice the size of the WMVs so you know they're excellent quality.
One of the things I've noticed about the women of Ass Army and the girls that are willing to do anal sex in general, is that they're wanton sluts. They don't just want to get fucked in the ass, they want to get plowed hard. They like the feeling of a thick cock stuffing their rectum and the slight pain that comes with the first penetration. I mention this because it comes across in the scenes. The girls are passionate about anal and that's infectious. There are only 33 scenes here but I promise that those scenes will arouse you.
You'll also be happy to know that your membership gets you far more than 33 scenes. In fact, the bonus content is what makes Ass Army worth considering for a membership. There are more than 13,000 downloadable scenes at your fingertips, with nearly 4,000 of them featuring anal sex of some sort. In total you've got more than 4,000 hours of porn, which should be enough to supply you until the end of time, conservatively. They've got porn in a wide variety of categories, including fetish stuff. Ass Army is not a perfect site but the bonus content comes pretty damn close.
General impression: I've always been a supporter of the Army and now that they're ass fucking all the female recruits I couldn't be happier. In all seriousness, I like a good anal sex site and I like that they've made some effort to add something extra to the site by putting the girls in Army outfits. It would be hot if they were wearing paper bags well getting reamed up the butt, but you have to appreciate the little something extra. They're showing off a number of updates on the site so it's worth a look if you're interested in what you get as a member.
Bravo's opinion: Interestingly, the most popular scene at Ass Army doesn't even involve a chick in an Army outfit. That's probably a function of it being one of the most recently added scenes more than anything else. The five latest scenes depart from the Army theme while the rest all feature chicks in slutty fatigues. It should come as no surprise to members; the site hadn't been updated in two years when they added five scenes over the course of a few weeks in July 2007. It has since gone dormant and you have to wonder why they bothered adding the scenes in the first place if they weren't concurrent with the site's theme.
Counting those videos the site has a total of 33 episodes that run 15-30 minutes. You can download or stream the vids and see the hot sluts get fucked in their tight assholes. If you're strictly in it for the Army angle then you've got 28 hot scenes. The truth is, the chicks in fatigues thing isn't really that big a deal because they're naked right after the scene begins for the most part. I applaud them for doing something different but in the end it doesn't make much of a difference.
You know what's hot? Watching a hot chick get fucked in the ass by a huge dick. That's what you're going to find at Ass Army. The first video I downloaded starred the lovely Gabriella Banks. She was on her knees on the couch and her ass was facing the camera. She was actually finger fucking herself to loosen things up before she embarked on an ass pounding adventure. Her man got a BJ to begin the sexual fun and then her fingered her a little before stuffing his rather sizable meat all the way in her tight rectum. There was some moaning and groaning but for the most part she took him deep and smiled. The scene ended with his spunk all over her face.
Other stars you'll see on the site include Brandi Lyons, Britney Madison, Rio Mariah, Lyla Lei, Gia Jordan, Gia Paloma, Layla Jade and Renee Pornero (what a great name). They provide you with a picture gallery for each scene but it's just a collection of screenshots and as such is not really worth much. It's like checking out a trailer, except you're flipping through a bunch of images and it takes much longer. I've found that they're most useful when you've got a video downloading and you just want to warm up a little.
They make it pretty easy to watch the movies. If you're a fan of instant gratification then just hit play on the streaming Flash player and your video will start up almost immediately. Fast forwarding is really easy too. There are three downloadable versions of each movie. The first is an iPod and PSP ready clip that's awfully low resolution but cool if you're into porn on the go. The second is a 480x360 WMV that looks nice but can't really compare to the third, which is a 576x412 AVI. The AVIs are roughly twice the size of the WMVs so you know they're excellent quality.
One of the things I've noticed about the women of Ass Army and the girls that are willing to do anal sex in general, is that they're wanton sluts. They don't just want to get fucked in the ass, they want to get plowed hard. They like the feeling of a thick cock stuffing their rectum and the slight pain that comes with the first penetration. I mention this because it comes across in the scenes. The girls are passionate about anal and that's infectious. There are only 33 scenes here but I promise that those scenes will arouse you.
You'll also be happy to know that your membership gets you far more than 33 scenes. In fact, the bonus content is what makes Ass Army worth considering for a membership. There are more than 13,000 downloadable scenes at your fingertips, with nearly 4,000 of them featuring anal sex of some sort. In total you've got more than 4,000 hours of porn, which should be enough to supply you until the end of time, conservatively. They've got porn in a wide variety of categories, including fetish stuff. Ass Army is not a perfect site but the bonus content comes pretty damn close.
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Conclusion 78/100
As a member of the Ass Army you'll be entitled to download full length videos featuring chicks in fatigues getting fucked in the ass. The ladies are the proud owners of the sexiest camouflage gear I've ever seen and they use it to attract men with big dicks. The guys fuck the girls hard and we watch and probably stroke ourselves. The videos are the main attraction and there are picture galleries provided to help get you warmed up. The site itself is a little slim with only 33 episodes but the bonus content is immense with more than 13,000 videos for download.
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