Milf Thing

Congratulations to MILF Thing for revitalizing the mom fucking genre by introducing a sexy twist. They let the ladies take control of the sex; the guys are there to act as tools for the pleasure of the lovely moms. It adds a sexy femdom element to the hardcore scenes, although they will still serve those interested in good old fashioned hardcore fucking.

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Milf Thing Review

27-January-2014
Freetour offers: As far as tours go this one is among the best. They want you to have a strong sense of the site's content when you browse the tour and to achieve that goal they offer you full size images from each scene, a well written description and a free video trailer. The videos offer brief glimpses of the action and should be enough to titillate you, especially if you're into in control MILFs. You'll also get a good sense of the quality of women they're able to bring in for these scenes.

General impression: MILFThing is not your typical mature babe site. Instead of sticking to the same old formula you see on every MILF site they give the ladies control of the sexual situation and film the action that unfolds. The women are basically using the young men to get themselves off in any way they see fit. It's a cross between female domination and mature sex that will have MILF fans going wild. The preview videos alone are enough to get me excited.

Bravo's opinion:  Right off the bat I can see a few things that I'm going to love about MILF Thing. First, they use genuine women in their videos, and by this I mean actual mothers that have lived full lives and are well versed in the sexual realm. These women know what they want sexually and now they're being given the chance to go and get it. Second, it's obvious from the first moment you enter the site that the quality levels are at the top of the industry.

The member's area begins with a preview of next week's scene, most likely in an effort to keep members enticed and wanting to come back for more. You can even watch a trailer if you're so inclined. Below that is the latest update, complete with a preview trailer, a description and a few sample images. Browse down just a tad further and you'll find the rest of the updates, along with a list of the top 5 rated episodes as judged by the members.

MILF Thing was launched on July 29, 2007 and for a solid two weeks they updated every day in a bid to get a solid foundation of content. Now they add more scenes like clockwork and have thus far uploaded a total of just 57 hardcore episodes (as of Jan, 2014). Each scene offers downloadable videos and a picture gallery for your consumption. When browsing the scenes they provide you with a small picture of each girl so you can choose based on you who find the most attractive.

The unique thing about MILFThing is their approach to each scene. Most MILF sites have the ladies worshipping the men. I guess we're supposed to think they're grateful that a younger man would want to fuck them and so they will do anything to please him. Here they turn the tables and present these beautiful older women with fit, able bodied, well hung young men eager to please. The ladies then use these men in any way they please, ultimately getting themselves off.

However, don't think that their approach to porn production means they veer too far off the beaten path. These scenes still feature the standard hardcore fucking in the three standard porn positions and the MILFs almost always receive a sticky facial load when all is said and done. They arrive at that destination differently than most, however.

My favorite scene stars Julia, a beautiful mom with a breathtaking body. The scene begins with her in fishnet stockings, black booty shorts and a sexy black bikini top. For five minutes or so she shows off her body, shaking her ass at the camera and giving us a guided tour. Then her two male partners enter and she has them lie on the ground so she can sit on their faces. They're both collared with chains attached and she yanks on those chains fiercely, controlling her men.

After the initial foreplay the scene turns standard as the guys double team her with one taking up residence in her mouth and the other in her pussy. They take turns fucking her from one end or the other and then both guys reward her with a sticky load. You get a little bit of everything in these scenes, and for the most part they all follow the pattern described above.

I mentioned above that it's clear from the start that MILFThing is a high quality site. That hunch plays out correctly when you visit the download page for each episode. If you'd like a preview of the scene you can view the screenshot or high quality photo gallery. You can also browse the preview trailer, which is the best way to get a sense of the scene. The real reason to join is for the videos, and this is where you'll find the greatest evidence of quality.

Each scene has been broken into eight parts, all of which are downloadable in a good looking MPEG. You can also download the full scene in a stunning WMV that runs at 960x576. These files are usually 600-800mb, so be prepared to wait a long time. My biggest complaint with the site is the slow download speeds. My cable connection is capable of 1.1mb/sec and I never got more than 150kb/sec. It's the only area of the site that falls short of the high standards they've clearly set for themselves.

Given that MILF Thing only recently launched they don't yet have a strong collection of content. The 22 scenes are great, but it will be another six months before they have enough MILF videos to keep voracious porn consumers happy. In an effort to keep those people around they've provided a large collection of bonus content. There are 72 bonus scenes. Each is full length (20-30 minutes) and can be downloaded in the same manner as the original scenes. They're all hardcore sex scenes with varying themes and they should please fans of hardcore sex.

Milf Thing Site Facts

  • Pictures
  • 57 Galleries
  • High Resolution: Yes
  • ZIP Files: Yes
  • Videos
  • 57 Galleries
  • 1920x1080 pixels Windows 8000 Kbps (downloadable)
  • 1280x720 pixels Quicktime 5100 Kbps (downloadable)
  • 960x540 pixels Flash 0 Kbps (downloadable)
  • 480x270 pixels iPod/PSP 1000 Kbps (downloadable)
  • Full Scenes: Yes
  • Multi-Bandwidth: Yes
  • Video Captures: Yes
  • No Download Limit: Yes
  • DRM: No
  • Exclusive
  • All content is exclusive
  • Updates
  • Weekly
  • Cost
  • Trial: $2.95 3 days (non-recurring)
  • Monthly: $29.95 1 month (non-recurring)
  • Multi-Mo: $69.95 3 months (non-recurring)
  • Multi-Mo: $99.95 6 months (non-recurring)
  • Billing
  • Epoch
  • Credit Card
Conclusion 83/100

MILF Thing deserves kudos for taking a different approach to MILF porn and pulling it off so successfully. They have hot models, high quality videos and exceptional production values. Each scene comes with a picture gallery and downloadable videos and they offer multiple resolutions to accommodate all connection speeds. They update every week like clockwork and they've already built a strong base of content. The only downside is the relatively slow download speeds, especially if you're on a fast broadband connection. Otherwise this is a site worthy of your membership dollars.

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