Monster Cock

Freetour offers: Is it really possible that there are guys out there with cocks as huge as these? The only bad thing about this tour is the incredibly small text towards the top of the page which explains what the website is all about. Then again, maybe it just looks really small being surrounded by such huge cocks. But in all seriousness, I hate having to squint to read text on a website. The rest of the tour is great, though. It’s the usual video tour, with previews of various scenes from within the member’s area. Each has a description of the scene, a picture of the girl or girls within the scene as well as a sample video.

General impression: Holy shit! These guys are hung like fucking horses. As you’d expect with most porn sites, the tour tends to embellish the numbers some. I wouldn’t give much credence to the claim of 18 inch monsters or no cocks smaller than 12 inches, but the fact remains that these guys are absolutely massive. It’s a wonder they don’t tear these poor little white girls in half with those things.

Bravo's opinion:  I’ve always been weary of these big cock websites that have unbelievably sized cocks on the tour. I’m not talking about sites like Monsters of Cock or anything like that. Those guys are well hung, but what you see on this tour is just ridiculous. And the verdict is in. Sorry ladies, but it’s all bullshit! What you have here is some very skillful digital image manipulation. I’ve looked at some of these pictures for ages and have been unsure. That’s how good it is. But what confirmed that these pics were indeed altered was the lack of video content showing off the same huge cocks. The video does have websites, and the guys featured within those videos are pretty well hung, but they’re nothing like what you’ll see in the pictures. But hey, just because it’s fake does not mean you can’t enjoy it. They manage to make it look like those pussies are getting stretched to their limits and beyond and they make it look very fucking good if you ask me!

So what can you expect to find inside Monster Cock? Well, in terms of pictures, you’ll get two different sources. There’s pictures within the website as well as an additional picture feed. The picture area boasts 34 galleries of huge cock action and you’ll find a further 3500+ pictures in the picture feed. The quality of the pictures is less than what I was hoping for. I mean, the shots are great and they capture everything you’d want to see, but the resolution of the pictures is a mere 716 x 468 pixels.

It’s a similar story with the videos. There is a video gallery within the website as well as additional video content being supplied via a content feed. I must say that given the relatively small number of pictures available, I was very surprised by how many videos I found. As of the 1st of December, 2006, there was an impressive 1190 videos in Monster Cock’s archive of videos alone. It’s difficult to tell how many videos there are in the video feed as the videos appear as clips and aren’t separated. I can say that there are 110 clips available, but as to how many clips there are per scene on average, I could not tell you. The video area is the real deal, of course. It’s a lot more difficult to manipulate the images within a video than it is to manipulate stills. So what you’ve got here is massive cocks impaling tight little pussies. It might not be as over the top and extreme as the manipulated pictures, but it is at least the real stuff. In terms of video quality, the video section steps things up a notch yet again. Firstly, you’re given a few options which is a feature I always appreciate, the first of which is whether or not you want to view the scene in a full length video or in a series of clips. For the full length videos, you’re given two different MPEG quality options. The difference between the two is significant. The resolution of the lower quality one is just 208 x 152 pixels, which is well below average. The higher quality MPEG videos measure in at just 320 x 240 pixels, but the quality of the picture is much higher. But it’s the WMV files that will impress. The resolution in these videos steps up to an impressive 640 x 480 pixels and these videos are encoded at a bitrate of over 1.1Mbps. The clips are also WMV files and share the same resolution and encoding characteristics.

The only other area of the website you need concern yourself with is the bonus area. Here you will find what makes this membership good value for money. By joining Monster Cock, you’re actually joining a larger network of websites. This won’t cost you a single cent extra. The access to other websites is completely complimentary. Think of it as a thank you for becoming a member of Monster Cock. You’ll receive access to a further 18 websites with content such as teens, fucking robots, fisting, grannies, gagging, drunk girls and even a cuckold website! You can find a full list of the websites you’ll get access to on the Monster Cock join page, so I suggest you check it out.